Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 23, 2020
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Honey Gnome

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023
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Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.
Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.
by Froathy December 26, 2022
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gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.
Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy
by Ava Silva February 19, 2023
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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.
I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.
by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022
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Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜
We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today
by Toffygirl April 18, 2020
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Gnoming

The act of carrying or transporting an overall useless or underpowered item in a game far past the point it is necessary to have.

The term refers to an achievement from Half Life 2: Episode Two where the player brings a gnome from early in the game to be placed in a rocket at the end.
"Can you believe that he brought that from the starting area to the finale boss?"

"I know he was totally Gnoming."
by Zann The Gonome January 05, 2018
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