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Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.
Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.
by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014
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Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.
Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.
by dockoty94 June 5, 2010
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steam biscuit

Flatulence of a moist and semi-silent hissing variety, with uncanny room clearing potential.
Late at night as I suffered from insomnia and indigestion, I lifted my ass and relased a steam biscuit that woke my dog midsnore and sent her running to the other side of the room
by Bothar the Mignificent November 8, 2007
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Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast
Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.
by John Knowles October 8, 2004
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arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006
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jizz biscuits

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.
by Scott Riel February 14, 2004
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whiskey biscuit

Whiskey biscuit is a combination of the two terms "whisker biscuit" and " "whiskey dick". It is the female equivalent of whiskey dick. When a woman drinks to much whiskey and takes a fortnight to get off!
Damn girl, better take it easy on that bottle. Daddy ain't dealing with no "whiskey biscuit" tonight.
by veganater August 17, 2016
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