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Nathan Albert

There's only so many ways to describe Nathan Albert and that is big penis, great in bed, and lady's man. ; )
All girl's in the world see Nathan Albert they all drop there panties.
by author of the world May 4, 2018
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Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'
by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022
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Albert

Girl: Albert has a MEGA dick.
by burpmilk May 8, 2021
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Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021
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Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time
You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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