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Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022
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To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time
You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020
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The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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