There's only so many ways to describe Nathan Albert and that is big penis, great in bed, and lady's man. ; )
by author of the world May 4, 2018

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021

You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
