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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.
by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015
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spongebob

when you lick a spoon and then put it up a butt and scoop all the poo and then eat
i spongebob my best friend
by ryan betteridge February 1, 2022
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spongebob tv

guy - i have a tv, wanna watch
friend - ok
(few minutes later)
friend - NAWW THIS GOOFY SPONGEBOB TV LOOFROLOOLK
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
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hey spongebobs back fish

Hey spobgebobs back!!!
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SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.
SpongeBob is yellow
by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018
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Spongebob

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. THE BEST SHOW EVER
Spongebob is on
by ( -,- ) March 16, 2019
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