Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
Get the woke scoutmug. Uk gang slang for sending out someone on a ped bike or dirtbike to go out looking for opp gang members to call their gang down to deal with them.
by Nobber man July 29, 2018
Get the Scoutmug. 
A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.
James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."
Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."
Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."
by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011
Get the Girl Scout Drinkmug. A Chihuahua with many personality's . he thinks hes a different animal species everyday . sits and walks like a pit bull. stands on your shoulder and magically fly's off the sofa like a bird. climbs all over everything and is clumsy af like a goat. eats alot of food like a pig but he doesnt chew he swallows his food whole like a snake( i dont know where it all goes in his little body). howls and protects like a wolf . licks and cuddles and does yoga like a cat. he dont bite he just nibbles like a mouse . takes naps and watches tv and "talks"/ whines like a toddler. when he barks his fur on his back sticks up and like looks like a shark fin. when he begs for food he'll sit here like hes frozen , doesn't blink , and his eyes stick out of his head like an owl. in the winter he will jump in big snow banks like hes some huge elephant but be careful bc it look me over 30 seconds to find him in the snow bc of how little he actually is . he stands and hides his treats like a squirrel. he might like all these species but hes one very cute and loyal best friend anyone could have.
by unknown_king November 4, 2018
Get the Scoutmug. 
by raybeez February 27, 2022
Get the scout's girly screammug.