Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

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Get the Open relationshipmug.

open the garage

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

by G. Wells November 8, 2008

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Get the open the garagemug.

wide open

can be used antime or anyplace, but mostly used as

a. hell yeah
b. something out of nowhere

a- person 1: dude this new cd is tight
person 2: wide open!

b- person 1: jimmy and tyler were just standing there and tyler just wide open punched jimmy in the face

by mcnoodle May 5, 2006

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