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Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023
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Tossing Hats

A term meaning to hook up, have sex, knock them boots, or shag
Wow! Did you see those two making out at the party? Bet they'll be tossing hats later!
by Tossing Hats December 31, 2014
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cowboy hatted

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.
Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?
by User19376283774 May 13, 2021
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Double-hatting

The act of wearing two condoms to practice extra-safe sex
"I ain't having no baby, you'd better be double-hatting or you ain't going in"
by DJ Cull June 13, 2015
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Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.
“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”
by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020
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It's all hats

An expression used to indicate:

1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles

b. extends to other positions

2. a. when several differently named positions of authority have no real distinction

b. extends to other positions
President, honorary secretary, captain, it's all hats
by Bilenium May 10, 2008
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Hand Hat

Unknown origin. Word fortold by the chosen one Gbef. If anyone were to say it at a party where alcohol is being consumed, he will be the next Jesus Christ.
DO ME THE HAND HAT.

WHERE IS DO ME THE HAND HAT.
by arflock gebefkov September 6, 2011
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