five nights at freddy's

the scariest fucking game ever. if you beat it you are awesome

I JUST FINISHED THE FIFTH NIGHT OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!!!!!!

by sprinkly September 21, 2014

Five Nights at Freddy's

A game created by Scott Cawthon, followed by a prequel and a sequel. The game has been give much hype by the fandom, the fans calling themselves "Fanimatronics". In the game, you play as a security guard to fend off animatronics and prevent them from jumpscaring you.

Mark: Hey, have you seen the game Five Nights at Freddy's?
Felix: Yeah, it's a great game.
Mark: I have it on my computer, wanna take turns playing?
Felix: Sure!

by Minecrafter_Foxy April 22, 2015

Freddy Krueger shit

When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.

Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"

Mary - "No. Why?"

Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"

by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011

freddie mercury tickler

A man engaging in fellatio with a mustachioed man in such a was as to having his mustache tickling the balls. Usually accomplished by one man being held upside down by the ankles.

Tim: Did you see Rick in the bathroom
Ron: Yeah, he was totally giving a freddie mercury tickler to some dude.
Tim: Good to see to see him finally putting that mustache to good use.

by rockanoid November 16, 2016

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

Funtime Freddy syndrome

A stage where you become more and more like Funtime Freddy

Person1: helo peopl I lik chcikn

Person2: do you have Funtime Freddy syndrome?
Person1:yah…

by Lunar enthusiast January 14, 2023

Freddy Mercury Poisoning

AIDS

Kyle: Dam dude did you hear Ethan died of Freddy mercury poisoning?
Ben: No, I thought he just had HIV

by bigbirdisfaster April 10, 2019