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Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.
My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.
by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012
mugGet the Beef Cupcakemug.

get that cupcake

To communicate with a minor and ask them for sexual favors, but then be exposed for such a heinous crime because, unbeknownst to you, the minor was actually some guy running a sting operation, but then you get away with it because the dude botched the whole sting, yet you cannot find a job or have a sustainable online presence
EDP445: I was just trying to get that cupcake, and get back home.
by killtryray August 29, 2022
mugGet the get that cupcakemug.

Cupcake Nectar

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."
by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013
mugGet the Cupcake Nectarmug.

Lick the cupcake

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off
Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake
by Cheekyprick901 October 7, 2016
mugGet the Lick the cupcakemug.

cupcake tina

something or someone that can be sweet but can be very sassy. someone that is doing nice things but then oop switch it up she’s sassing it up.
danggg she’s a cupcake tina
by it’sACbeach January 12, 2020
mugGet the cupcake tinamug.

Split Cupcake

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.
by j8886 December 7, 2011
mugGet the Split Cupcakemug.

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