Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.

I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.

by Aflbck December 19, 2024

chronic otaku syndrome

A person possessing chronic otaku syndrome is no regular otaku. They are obsessive over it.

These are the sorts of people which will watch 4 seasons in a few days.

Usually very cool

Person 1: "hey look person3 is watching Attack On Titan season 5"
Person 2:"yoo didnt they watch the first 4 of those in like 5 days?!"
Person 1:"yeah, they're totally a case of chronic otaku syndrome, they got it bad"
Person 2:"damnn"

by chronic-otaku-syndrome-haver April 4, 2022

Chronic BS

Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
the popular and growing disease which comes 4rm the mindset that a girl has to be rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool".
It is a communicable disease, treatment unknown...

Girl A: omg! its cardi b! she's my IDOL!
Girl B:*drags friend away 4rm tv so she wont contact chronic BS*

by Avaloniagirl September 1, 2021

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Chronic Painsies

A catch-all phrase for those of us in chronic pain.

Girl: "I like the term "chronic painsies" that Loolwa Khazzoom coined."
Boy: "It's better than "chronic painsters" or "chronic pain peeps" by far."

by In Search Of Truth February 19, 2011

Gin and Chronic

Gin and Chronic is pot infused alcohol with Gin as the base alcohol, similar to potka, which is made with Vodka. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and lasts 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/drinks is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted about THC infused drinks. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of Gin. THC drinks can be mixed right way, dissolving hard candies can take 4-8 hours. From there, mix with tonic and lime, or your other favorites mixers and enjoy responsibly! Light users of THC should start with shot and wait an hour before having more. See Mary Gin.

I was telling my friend Nova about my pot infused booze Urban Dictionary entries, and he said, “oh, like Gin and Chronic”? My response, “Genius! That is so much better than any of my other worlds! If you won’t submit it, I will. The world needs to know about Gin and Chronic!

by Jenny Cool December 29, 2023

Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.

Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 27, 2023