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3 bathrooms

Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.
Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
by SHUBASHUNTA September 7, 2020
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Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.
Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.
by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021
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bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything
Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS
by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019
mugGet the bathroom classmug.

bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.
I was the victim of a bathroom bust.
by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024
mugGet the bathroom bustmug.

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.
Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!
by Damishi October 19, 2019
mugGet the Bathroom boyfriendmug.

The grandmas bathroom

When a guy gets a handjob from a obese girl in her grandmas bathroom
He was a victim of the grandmas bathroom
by 1dk123456789 October 23, 2025
mugGet the The grandmas bathroommug.

school bathrooms

Its a nightmare in there

In the guys bathrooms, the walls are covered in shit and on rare occasions, condoms and for some reason every vaping thug in the school huddles up in the bathroom to create the biggest vape cloud you could ever Imagine, suffocating you in a wave of citrusy minty Chocolate

In the girls bathrooms all the popular cheeto girls huddle up in the SINK making it impossible to wash you hands and they also always give you crude stares like what the fuck did i ever do to you, bitch?
Person:Bro the school bathrooms smell like death
by StereotypicalSarah August 20, 2023
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