Jäger-aid

when you mix Jägermeister with Country Time lemonade that has mixed with water already.
yo I got so hung over last night by drinking that "Jäger-aid"
by T.S.1324 June 16, 2011
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AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.
"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."
by Passionate James January 20, 2014
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Smed/AIDS

the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass
Hey Smed/AIDS is spreading
by Bhgybyb January 22, 2019
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Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first
Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
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aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.
The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.
by coolio16 November 06, 2018
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AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.
by Turfjones904 September 02, 2020
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