January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

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June 5th

appreciate and gift a girl who’s names start with an A day

A Person: Hey why do you have a present?

Another person: It’s June 5th! I’m giving this to my best friend who’s name starts with an A.

Person 1: Ohh ya it’s June fifth! Hold on I’ll be right back I gotta get a gift for my sister.

by Baitotheley June 5, 2022

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July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022

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March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

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5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

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