Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.

When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.

by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019

Steam Wand

A phalic wand that is used by baristas to steam milk. Stroking it sensually will leave it clean for the next use. The combination of rubbing it vigorously and turning it on will cause milk to ejaculate from the nozzle, leaving a hot, creamy mess.

Barista 1: Hey, did you clean the steam wand?
Barista 2: Yeah, I rubbed it clean

by Donut Whore October 13, 2019

Steam furnace

A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.

I hooked up with this chick last night and she freaked out when I gave her a steam furnace.

by SteamFurnace October 3, 2020

SteamedMac

Derogatory term aimed at the gigantic fast food franchise McDonald's and people dealing with Schizophrenia. Also known as "CannedMac". both terms can have 3 different meanings, One is the insult aimed at the previously aimed McDonald's, another is an insult aimed at people dealing with the mental illness known as Schizophrenia (also known as 4chan disease), and the last meaning is the last words of John Lennon. The term was first documented in 1786 by Thomas Jefferson. The phrase Jefferson said was "My dear love, you make an assumption of a SteamedMac." Later, In 1998. Burger King and Wendy's made 4 advertisements in the span of 8 months aimed at McDonald's. Later. McDonald's sued both fast food franchises and ended up losing. Nothing of a value was lost besides over 24 million dollars combined from all three companies. Later, a famous Geometry Dash Youtuber by the name of SteamedMac becomes big in the toxic community known as the Geometry Dash Daily Chat. SteamedMac took a break from Daily Chat for over 2 months before returning. Currently. they are known as "Spamton" on Geometry Dash. "Spamton" is the name of one of the bosses of the game Deltarune. SteamedMac on Geometry Dash has said many times that Spamton is their favorite character from Deltarune. They don't know why. SteamedMac is currently eating a sandwich, and ironically, has yet to eat a Big Mac from McDonalds. SteamedMac will alert everyone when and what time they will consume the famous sandwich.

"Wow, that was such a SteamedMac!"
"Does SteamedMac have a relation to a Big Mac?"
"Will my father come back with a SteamedMac?"

by Cosmixs December 17, 2021

Steamy Garahan

When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t

Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field

by mob n glob June 23, 2023

Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010