rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.

Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

by Speshul K May 9, 2006

Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

by Kore March 18, 2004

Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.

"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"

by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

Based stick man

A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.

"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"

by iiPainnz April 24, 2017