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straight dook butt

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!
by nelgo April 17, 2007
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Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.
Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.
by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007
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straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.
He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.
by 72886 January 19, 2008
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Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.
1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"
by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008
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Straight as a bow

Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.
So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.

Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.
by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009
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Deku is straight

Them:deku is gay

Me:deku is straight
by Phoneflipper44 July 6, 2021
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gay straight

a gay guy with all the attributes of a straight guy i.e drinks beer and watches sports.
tom is so gay straight that he has sex with women
by stibthgie December 20, 2004
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