(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019
Get the spongebobmug. Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023
Get the Spongebob squarepantiesmug. Spongebob is used to describe a giant horse cock
by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021
Get the Spongebobmug. by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021
Get the Spongebobmug. Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.
The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)
Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)
Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!
by Broboiii June 23, 2024
Get the Spongebob Syndromemug. When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020
Get the Impeccable Spongebobmug. doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.
by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022
Get the Spongebob videomug.