Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 2, 2004

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss

Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary

by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021

Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010