shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.

person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..

by donkeyiszaddy October 29, 2022

Neck Shrek

A Neck Shrek is someone who feasts on glizzies like there's no tomorrow. Will literally go green while giving the vacuum-sealed, double-hand twisting Gluck Gluck 9000 with ogre strength.

"Hey bro, did you end up chillin' with that girl?"
"Yeah bro, she's a real Neck Shrek. She gobbled the glizzy and yelled, 'Get out of my swamp!'"

by NeckShrek001 May 4, 2022

Shrek Swampa

A play on the song Mo Bamba by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

Shrek Swampa is legit

by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019

Shrek Balls

Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.

They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.

Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”

Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”

by AcOrN EEter February 8, 2022

summer shrek

A rat who barks at people and is scary

Summer shrek is a furry who like to bite people!

by Alyssa_hottie March 14, 2022