Josh Shearin

A ginger queer, who drives a piece of shit Toyota Tacoma, who would waste money on a roof rack and not even use it.

The gayest kid you will ever meet.

Gets mad bitches, but 100% of those bitches are men.

Damn that nigga is a Josh Shearin! Lets beat his ass!

by Baby Back DIck April 9, 2019

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

Ghost Sharing

To secretly share a post to a different social media platform with different people because you don't want them to know you saw their post but you liked it enough to want to share it.

"I'm ghost sharing this post because the bitch who shared it hasn't returned my texts"

by Peenapple November 13, 2020

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.

Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm

by HillClint January 15, 2022

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022