Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023

snapper fuck

One who repeditively has sexual relations with losers.

"Bro, why does Jane always hook up with dipshits?"

"Yeah, the bitch is a snapper fuck."

by The Claymeister December 15, 2008

Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 20, 2009

slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle

What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
or

Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"

by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008

Cock Snapper

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.

Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.

by Joshuaq January 2, 2009