Self-happiness

When I acomplished my goal, that gave me self-happiness.
by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014
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self-brainwashing

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.
Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.
by but for February 20, 2018
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self chuffed

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"
He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.
by Anyway have I? January 05, 2023
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self-flatisfaction

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.
Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.
by frankthepossum April 28, 2015
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Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.
Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!
by The Utco 4 May 11, 2011
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self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.
"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.
by Master Bates 1000 April 24, 2016
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self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
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