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single but unavailable

someone fucked you up mental and you don't have anymore trust left to give. someone fucked with your heart and broke it so your heartless and want nothing to do with a relationship
boy: yo ma are you single?
girl: yea i'm single but unavailable

boy: who hurt you?
by missgoddess January 2, 2020
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Hot Single Mom

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.
by Smedgewic January 9, 2021
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sangled

marian hockey team new word for dangle. dangle has been out for too long. sangle is snipe and dangle together.
wow holy shit that nigga just got sangled!!!!


shit mikey just got sangled by joey!!!
by dizzyyy January 27, 2009
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single king

A guy who has the status of being too good for a girlfriend. One who plays the game but doesn't let the game play him.

Single kings usually hunt in packs, but a ruling of every man for himself usually applies to most prowling situations.
"Who cares if you have a girlfriend? The same pussy gets boring...the world is my oyster...or maybe even sweaty clam"
by Mambo February 16, 2005
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European Sandlemaker

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.
That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.
by Premium Boy July 3, 2010
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SUPER SINGLE

THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...
SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?

CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY

SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY

CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.
by KEKE BISH January 15, 2011
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Adam Sandler

The funniest man alive. Movies include Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Click, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, etc.
Guy: Dude, did you see Big Daddy yesterday?

Other guy: Yeah! It's funny when Adam Sandler teaches the kid to piss and buildings and wipe his own ass!
by DarkNite1111 July 5, 2010
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