a dirty little mexican kid with no friends little or no eyebrows and, his only girlfriend is his right hand
juan sanchez
by genewelch December 07, 2009
After or in between sex a man takes his penis out of a woman with a yeast infection and wipes it on her upper lip.
by HIZ SUNSHINE February 02, 2011
You are brutally honest and not afraid to say what's on your mind. You always see the up side of things even if there is none. You're are kind but not very good at being angry at someone for long. You can be the funniest person in a group because you are never afraid to do a stupid stunt. (Extrovert)
by Esperanza Sanchez January 18, 2018
after banging a chick in the ass, you take your cock, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the "yarrrrrrrrr!" pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
"Dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
by dascanadians March 10, 2009
When Your girlfriend is giving you head and fingering your ass, then she comes up to kiss you and wipes her finger from your as on your upper lip
by JJ Keller October 21, 2004
When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.
by Cummy worm August 18, 2010
A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.
Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.
by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 13, 2006