pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race

Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know

by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014

Blackout Sampler

A shot of whiskey, a glass of wine, a beer, and a glass of brandy drank as quickly as possible

Hey, have you tried the blackout sampler at the pub? It's bomb, yo!

by Will.o.w July 13, 2016

Donut sample

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

serial sampler

One who repeatedly commits the same offense of consuming free samples without any intention of buying.

That same serial sampler couple came into the candy store and ate free samples they’ve pretended to never have tried...and then bought nothing...again.

by Nagem Yarg January 4, 2019