Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.

Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too

by Chizino September 24, 2017

Sam

A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.

Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."

by the_penzance May 8, 2014

Sam

A person who is no fun

"Dude stop being such a Sam"

by Will@kfd1423 August 14, 2009

Sam

1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

by JoyRide January 25, 2009

Sam

A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

by superb at masturbation February 8, 2010

Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him

Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam

by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020