Religion

Religion is a scam setup to control your mind. It will command you to do things - and ask you for your money so the pastor/priest/head person can go rent out a prostitute since he vowed not to get married. Religion corrupts the mind, body, and sole - and gets worse if you become a schizo. Religions is the real Evil of this world, besides George Bush.

Pastor Jack took our money using Religion and went out and partied with Mary Jane and a hooker named Janice.

by MidnightScott July 4, 2006

religion

Something that happens to other people, just dont cram it down my neck by knocking on my door or stopping me in the street or blowing up bits of my country!

7/7 bus bombs, a fiver says it was a religous group of some sort that did it because of there religion (but im not pointing any fingers *cough* Al-Qaeda *cough*)

by Purple_Penguin November 10, 2006

religion

Something that people use to comfort themselves from unpleasant truths such as the fact that life is pointless or that dead people will never be seen again.

Something that people will ignore when it conflicts with their own self interest as they do not actually care about their religion but only call on it when they need it such as when they are dying of cancer etc.

This is testment to the fact that all humans are self centered motherfuckers who only want their needs satisfied and do not care about anyone elses. They are also only too glad to step on other people so they can make themselves feel superior. This is an example of when people will ignore their religion as it is conflicting with their own self interest even though their religioon tells them to love everyone but do they care- NO!!!

One day I was out in town with a friend who claims to be a christian. There was a man outside a clothes shop collecting for charity. I gave some money and suggested she give some but she said no and proceeded into the shop and spent $90 on herself for clothes she doesn't need. What a shining example of a christian.

by Slayer123321 August 27, 2005

religion

what the man uses to keep u down

That religious bastard! Trying to make us skip our valuable chill time by makin' us go to Church.

by Ghandi September 18, 2002

Religion

The stupidest more fucked up form of brainwashing known to man and women kind.

Fuck that, religion is so fucking stupid

by D.I.C.K. March 10, 2017

Roman Reigning

To be Highly over} and depend on, to the point that is obvious

Ray: I'm Going to save The World !

Trevor: ok then

Ray: or even the Universe!

Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.

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