Retard

Jack

Jack is a retard

by CHRISTOPHERSON123 April 28, 2017

retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

Retard

You

You are a retard

by Oneofthemannyredditusers November 20, 2019

Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020

Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

retard

the people who vote on suggestions for this site

p1: "damn dawg, who the fuck approved some of these dumbass definitions?"
p2: "idk mane, some fuckin' retard apparently"

by fxckedandleftfordead July 18, 2020

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018