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runner's block

a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.
I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block
by Runner of the People November 2, 2009
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runners cough

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.
"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*
by Chole Flemmington May 25, 2010
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ranter

A noun made by the two words 'racial' and 'banter' describing jokes to do with ethnicity or race. Usually an amusing pasttime between ethnic minorities.
"Im white, so i can't ranter as much as you without crossing the line", "like i crossed the border!"
by pollyollyoctopussy September 29, 2010
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Stranger Ranger

by Bigg Mike July 4, 2005
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Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!
by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.
by Thor76 October 6, 2004
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Rangers Minded

Rangers Minded (commonly pronouced ra Rangers minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of ra Rangers support.

The clue in in the name r ANGER s,

To be part of the ra Rangers Minded one must be:-

1) In constant state of Permarage (this is a must)

2) Hate everything Green

3) Hate everything Celtic

4) Cause utter Carnage at the sight of a screen cutting off, refer to ra Rangers Minded in Manchester 08.

5) Hate everything Celtic

6) Get permarage at people saying you have permarage GRRR!!

7) Hate anything Catholic

8) Deflect, Deny & Lie to anyone who mentions Rangers Minded.

9) Celebrate Celtics Failure more then Ra Rangers Success.

10) If you have not perfected the war Cry " Weeeeee Arrrrrraaaaaa Peeeeeeeeppppooooooo" then you simply cannot be part ra Rangers Minded.

11) Must Must Must have a Monobrow that twitches uncontrollably at anything Green, Celtic or Irish. If you do not have one, buy one, If like most of ra Rangers minded you do not have a Job and cant buy one, steal a Permanent marker and draw one.

12) Hate anything Celtic

13) Hate the Pope

14) Pyoor hate the fact that yoor in Big Jocks Shadow and create a campaign to try Blacken his name

15) If defeated on Old Firm day and ra Monobrow is twitching in Overdrive and the Permarage has kicked in, you Must Batter the Mrs to a pulp, if she is out wae ra weans shoppin at Lidls, boot the dug aboot!!

16) Be an avid Supporters of ra Rangers Fc AKA Crimewatch Fc

17) To wreak Havoc on any City you visit with your fellow minded Losers

These are just some examples of how to become part of Ra Rangers Minded.
Q - why did those 10 men with blue tops batter the living daylights of that innocent bystander??

A - He had a hint of green in his T-Shirt and they are part of ra Rangers Minded.

also

"Weeeeeee aaaarrrrraaaaa Peeeeeeppppooooo"

"Whats is that whale of a man out there shouting"

Oh hes shouting "we are the people", hes part of ra rangers Minded.
by DavidEdgar.FTP. August 21, 2009
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