A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
by Thereallildaddy March 29, 2018
A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
Look at how pretty Mike dances.
by BB _Wolf May 06, 2020
A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017
by Crack.baby March 08, 2021
"I only kiss single men." said the attractive single woman.
"I'm pretty single." said the man with a girlfriend.
"I'm pretty single." said the man with a girlfriend.
by Ciderbeer September 14, 2018
by Burrrrrrrito November 03, 2013
Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.
"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."
"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
by LolaBorealis September 14, 2011