Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

Poor People Airpods

regular Apple headphones, but the wires have been cut off to give the appearance of AirPods

dang, did you see joshua’s new airpods?

nah, those are poor people airpods, they aren’t even real.

by mawrkuhs’ March 22, 2019

poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets

Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets

by Tpforbungole January 15, 2021

Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.

Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.

by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011

Poor Day Thursday

The Thursday the occurs before your Friday pay day. This can work on any day that is before your pay day, if you do not get paid on the traditional Friday.

I have nothing for lunch and I cannot order anything as it is Poor Day Thursday. Catch me tomorrow, I get paid then we will get some Jimmy John's.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 21, 2012

Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Poor mans ket

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction

Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket

by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018