bush pilot

A pussy-eater.

Billy told his mom he wanted to be a bush pilot when he grew up, and she slapped him silly.

by horatio April 25, 2003

pilot

A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.

John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

by Godzirra! March 27, 2010

poon pilot

One who gets and or takes much poon.

Damn, look at all them bitches 'round him. Poon pilot.

by IOWNYOUNIGGAS January 28, 2006

Twenty One Pilots Trash

Twenty One Pilots, a species of Emo trash, is a group of fangirls and fanboys who go to the extremes of fanning. In this case, it is usually found on the YouTube comment section or at Taco Bell. Everyone despises them but they are very fun to be around.

"OMG, Have you seen that Twenty One Pilots Trash trying to kidnap Tyler Joseph? "Yeah, I'm Twenty One Pilots trash and I love Taco Bell Saga!"

by SomeEmoTrashThatNeverGoesAway August 22, 2017

pilot

a person who drives a plane.

joe is a pilot

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

Mississippi River Pilot

An exotic handjob that requires the girl to grab the shaft of the dick and act like she's steer a boat.

Yo Sarah gave me the best Mississippi River Pilot I've ever had last night.

by TugboatTommy March 27, 2015