Pervical

The post-mathematical solution state experienced by physicists where mental clarity returns but exhaustion sets in, causing full unraveling of thought processes and often leading to schizophrenic tendencies (including but not limited to):

1) Rotting of the brain.

2) Spontaneous drawing of random equations and images with no obvious flow - particularly on whiteboards.

3) Feeling the need to walk laps of bodies of water shaped like a square drum of side length pi in order to "decompose".

4) Trying to argue about who got the answer first, even though the individual is arguing with themselves.

5) Apparent observation of inanimate objects moving into Fourier transform space.

After completing the week's Problem Sheet in the library, the group of physicists descended into a pervical.

by User_3.14159265358979323 March 31, 2025

Pélicoter

Pélicoter (v.) : Être victime de soumission chimique. Se faire droguer à son insu (souvent par des anxiolytiques ou des sédatifs) afin d'être livré à des agressions sexuelles ou des viols commis par une ou plusieurs personnes, alors que la victime est inconsciente.
Usage : Ce terme souligne l'absence totale de consentement et l'amnésie provoquée par les substances.

Elle a peur de sortir seule depuis qu'elle craint de se faire pélicoter en boîte de nuit.

Le jeune homme se demandais si il n'avait pas été pélicoté après s'être réveillé nu dans un endroit inconnu avec une forte douleur à l'anus.

by Courriels February 22, 2026

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

Pelican Boy

A Boy who is scared to death of pelicans.

Like REALLY scared.

1 : Man I hate pelicans, I am so scared of them...

2 : You lil' Pelican Boy, There's one under your bed right now!!

1 : AHHHH! I HATE PELICANS!!

by thatoneguyfromthatplace September 8, 2025

Pelican Bae

An imprisoned significant other without awareness that they're likely a lesser choice (a settlement) in the events of relations regarded to as romantic or otherwise.

*Guy 1* my girlfriend keeps putting me off for random events and claiming it's for her classes
*Guy 2* that's unfortunate - do you think it may be another circumstance like a guy or something?

*Guy 1* nah - she wouldn't make me her pelican bae or anything.

by Unethical Defined October 7, 2025

Melvis Pelvis

A sexually intensive, persuasive, swivel of the hips displaying a young woman's undergarments.

Melvis Pelvis usually occurs after the consumption of alcohol in high quantities while in a room full of people.

MEEELLLLVIS PELLLVISS!!!

When you see this, it is best to avoid getting mellied at all costs!

by MP to the DE March 4, 2009

throat pelvis

The big thing in your throat that often hurts.

Ow! My throat pelvis really hurts!

by Krazycatlady June 3, 2016