entitled parent

that person who needs to try the healing crystal brand: mind your own fucking business. with mind your own fucking business you can fuck off and see the world over the brim of your naga hat.
did someone speak spanish to someone else entitled parent? how about you mind your own fucking business.
by Baron The Great December 09, 2020
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Submarine parent

Parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.
Mike's mom won't leave him alone, she's a real helicopter parent. Unlike his dad, who gives him space unless stuff goes wrong."

"I admit, I'm a submarine parent. My job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. " Silvana Clark
by TTZman August 26, 2015
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trans-not-parent

the cap of the bottle of wine is trans-not-parent, but the glass it is in is.
by FloppyDude January 26, 2020
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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.
Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.
by AgentFrenchFry August 31, 2015
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Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.
Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.
by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021
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Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.
"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"
by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019
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