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dialect panic

a phenomenon that may or may not happen when a speaker of a language tries to communicate with another speaker of a different dialect.

For example, a Spanish speaker from Mexico might worry that he might have trouble communicating with the Spaniards or perhaps, when an American trying to speak with Australians.
I always have a dialect panic when I'm traveling out of USA.
by JJJHC June 12, 2006
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hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.
Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!
by ergo lady February 10, 2010
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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com
Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.
by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004
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penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.
"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."
by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019
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kernel panic

You never forget your first kernel panic.
by lunatux June 22, 2006
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Zombie Panic

An awesome game. Probably the best mod of Half Life 2. Truly hilarious :D
Boy: Yo shit bro, i was playing ZP the other day, and our barricade broke at the last SECOND! the zombie ate our brains!
2ndBoy: HAHA REALLY? I was in that game of zombie panic, eating your brains!
Boy: Oh wow, watch my shove my foot up you-.
-other boy runs away-
by AgentCK March 30, 2009
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penis panic

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.
by slowride5446 June 17, 2006
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