riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.

Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?

by Big Aus May 31, 2018

Horrible Parent

Someone who loses their kids and lets then walk all over their friends.

Josie Wang is such a horrible parent, her kids are little devils

by JaffyZ May 12, 2018

The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.

Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."

by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019

House parent

A parent that is high strung, obsessive and over protective. A do-gooder and know it all.

Sheila, the PTA president is such a house parent.

by Guad or Ed's March 16, 2017

Entitled parents

The definition its the same of cancer of the society
Probably the worst enemy of any person in the street
Women who are entitled are popularly known as Karen
People who are entitled feel like they're superiors to others, and, a hint: they're not

I hate that Entitled parents, her name is Karen and Joseph

by asskali January 14, 2020

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021