toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Toilet Necklace

A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.

Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night

by 2lucky2deal March 23, 2016

Toilet slayer

a person who takes heavy bathroom breaks many, many times per day, basically slaying the toilet.

Ever since Raj started eating Taco Bell every day he's become a toilet slayer

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 19, 2018

trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011

toilet principle

A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush

dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle

by victor999 August 24, 2011