I caught him lurkin

Its when you find them in that spot that makes them go like "ah shit."

Jayden Tran: I was in a fortnite game and I caught him lurkin
Them: Nigga wtf are you on.

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 September 29, 2019

Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012

But daddy I love him

A line on a shirt that Harry Styles wore on New Year’s Eve

Dad: “you can’t date him”
You: “but daddy I love him”

by Finelineoflarry March 1, 2020

Ew you like him

Literally the worst thing you could say to someone who trusts you with their crush. How rude could you be to even think that? We don't care if he's the "cutest" boy ever, he doesn't have to be. The fact that you said that and you barely know him. I like him FOR him. You might not see him as cute but you don't see him the way I do. I think he is perfect the way he is!

Person 1: "WTF Ew you like him?! He's so ugly!!"
Person 1: "yeAh n0 sHit dUmfuK go away dumb bitch"

by love_sucks.but_so_do_i November 14, 2018

protect him at all costs

The term "protect him at all costs" or more commonly "protect this man at all costs" is a way of expressing that someone is a blessing and makes the world a better place in some way. The call for protection emphasizes that a quality is rare enough to need active support in the first place, and valuable enough to make the protection worthwhile. It might refer to something that is thought to be extinct, like manners and virtues that diminished in significance in the society over time. Oftentimes, the rarity is based on the uniqueness of the discussed quality. The quality might be based purely on comedic value. But the term is commonly used to comment wholesome content in social media.

For a video in which a policeman does way more than he legally has to do to fulfill his duty (for example, helping an elderly woman he got to know during shift privately with something she can't do on her own nor afford to be done professionally), a comment might be:
"Protect him at all costs!"

A variation based on the example might be:
"Protect this policeman at all costs!!!"

by Gebieter May 21, 2023

put him/her on ice

Put him/her on ice- Leaving them out in the cold/hanging because they acted up in some way. You are basically ignoring them and making them question their existence.

I had to put him/her on ice after he/she didn't call me back.

ice freeze ignore forget

by CYM February 23, 2014

Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

by _it aint e_z January 27, 2009