Life

Pain

"Life hurts like a bitch. I'm gonna go eat some tide pods."

by LUCIFER_WILL_RISE November 13, 2018

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

Noun: A loop of dead ends and fuck holes.

Dude1: Hey man! Hows life?
Dude2: Go kill your self.

by BigBoyTheFuckTard March 23, 2017

Life

What people searching "life" in the urban dictionary need to get

Hey Billy! Stop watching porn and get a life!

by suck a big fat juicy cock January 5, 2017

Life

A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.

Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.

by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015