muff crust

The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...

I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.

by malimal May 24, 2007

Muff Meeting

1. Lesbian Sex

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"

by Kimosabi the Wise January 22, 2009

muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

muff bandit

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

by Jazbob January 20, 2011

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011

ibex muffel

A small hairy animal, usually sent to your college PO box, that follows you wherever you go, constantly insulting you and sometimes scratching and biting your arms and legs. He often causes you to miss school and work, and he alienates all your friends. Often fatal.

See also depression

H: Ooh, mail!
M: What did you get?
H: What the hell is an ibex muffle?
M opens box, ibex muffle bursts out
H (sobbing): I want to die!

by Holly-Day April 16, 2006

epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

by sandy crotch May 16, 2009