Mexican Iceberg

When tip of my poop sticks put of the water

I just shit so much, I left a Mexican Iceberg

by nme619 February 4, 2015

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012

mexican playground

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014

mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.

My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.

by Souvi January 13, 2020

Mexican Butterfly

When you "finish" in a girl's eyelashes

Yeah, he gave me the Mexican Butterfly, but I secretly liked it.

by AustinSmith53 October 26, 2015

Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010