muff cuff

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

meurfinski

used to describe someone who is a massive buzz kill

leave, now. You are being a meurfinskii!

by Camps April 10, 2008

Muffcabage

Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.

1.Oh, She is such a muffcabage

2. Your nothing, your just Muffcabage

by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010

muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

Meffed

Meffed is a combination of the words messed and fucked up

Yo go check ya friend he seems a lil meffed up

by Sam A. January 21, 2006

fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart December 24, 2008

tuff muff

A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.

A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.

Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."

"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010