Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.

Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!

by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023

Marijuana

Something to smoke that contains THC.

It's marijuana!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.

You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanagon

Also known as a tetracosicosagon.
A polygon with 420 sides.

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanaminute

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.

I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.

by gregben September 13, 2023

MARIJUANA

A very tasty drink. Usually used at parties, kinda like punch

E: hey dude want some marijuana
W: Ye sure what flavor
E: grape
W: alr cool

by LatinaMadonna October 14, 2023

Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024