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Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?
Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!
Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.
Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!
Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.
by ROLLINEARL May 11, 2021

by takohell April 27, 2022

Someone who is so attractive/hot that they could be a full corse meal to the eyes. Like someone who is a snack but 10× better.
by Iridescent King August 25, 2019

"What really turns me on when I meet a man is a tall masculine full-sized meal. Hands the size of toilet seat lids is a plus".
by Marie L November 5, 2018

by real tea here ONLY July 23, 2018

An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting
by Johnny ET April 3, 2017

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"
by daddy's anal whore January 8, 2021
