Upper Management

A wife

Upper Management won't let me get that hot tub I've been jonesing for over the last decade. How'd you guys get it done?

by nem- December 20, 2023

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

Web Based School Management Software

Influence of technological development has totally changed our lives, especially in previous decade. This technological development has also affected education, which is, indeed, the basic constituent of a successful human being the fact that there are few exceptional cases. However, apart from the latest learning techniques that technology did bring in our society, the revolution of technology has done its noticeable in making the management of educational institutions much simpler, that too in an unprecedented way. The major method for such a simplification is the use of a web based school management software or school ERP systems, which would possibly help the school management in tremendously increasing the pace of management of an educational institutions. Actually, web based school management software is an integrated set of software modules and another parts for simplifying the management of an educational institutions.

Our school needs a web based school management software.

by IFCON SchoolPro May 10, 2016

left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023

mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020