Lady Lifting

The act of soliciting a female prostitute.

I can't make it in to work today. I'm catching up on my lady lifting.

by natethegreat1752 March 27, 2010

An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b

by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

lady gaga

the perfect example/ result of sending your daughter to a catholic school.

Hey Bro- Lady gaga's deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off...

by travellerjd July 6, 2010

ladycar

A car designed to be driven by women.

Uncle Petey drives a ladycar.

by Drew................... January 10, 2008

Lady Fitch

Adjective - Is a genre of party. To complete a 'Lady Fitch' you must be able to drink at least 25 standard drinks in 2 hours. You must be able to take copious amounts of ketamine and other illegal substances, and not pass out until the afternoon following. To complete a true Lady Fitch, you must only have green in your wallet, and own an item of clothing which was once able to run along the ground. A 'Lady Fitch' strives for the highest of elegance, and class, and has a heart of gold. To demonstrate a worthy 'Lady Fitch' you must represent gaunt, pale, and purity and sophistication. However it is said to be very hard to demonstrate a real-Lady-Fitch and is not something which can be merely switched on, but is refined by those who strive for the highest level of exquisiteness. Someone who is at the height of a 'Lady Fitch' is someone who has reached the highest level of grace, and beauty known to man-kind.

" Hey Tim, were totz going to go and do a Lady Fitch Tonight "

" If only I could not pass out before 11am, I could say I've done a 'lady fitch' "

" I've heard to do a 'Lady Fitch' is the hardest disco move in the world "

" Have you heard of that new style of partying 'Lady Fitch'? "

" Louis gave me enough k last night that I almost did a 'Lady Fitch! "

by La-Disco. September 20, 2009

lady tingles

the female equivalent of an erection. frequently caused by six packs, structured jaw lines and neck kisses. symptoms that accompany lady tingles include butterflies in the tummy and an appetite for sex.

He is so bangin', the second he took his shirt off I got major lady tingles

by imnotaplayerijustcrushalot May 24, 2011