A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
Get the Bartender's Limpmug. Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.
Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister
by Psyrain June 9, 2010
Get the Limp-Dickednessmug. It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.
by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021
Get the Limp dicking the clitmug. A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.
Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.
by Nato22996 October 21, 2009
Get the psychic limpmug. Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.
by S Triple B July 31, 2013
Get the Pimp to Limpmug. by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020
Get the Limp bizkitmug.