boldface lie
boldface lie by maximus190 April 28, 2006
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the cake is a lie
The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
the cake is a lie by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010
Grover Lie
Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".
ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?
Dan: No its not; its round!
Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
Dan: No its not; its round!
Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
Grover Lie by Mac174 June 25, 2008
backup lie
1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;
an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;
2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.
an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;
2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.
Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!
backup lie by DYA September 18, 2012
funny lie
Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
funny lie by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014
Massive Lie
Massive Lie by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018
JJ lie ties
JJ lie ties by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 28, 2021