The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023
Get the Alaskan Leaf Blowermug. The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.
Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."
Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the Magic Leafmug. To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
Get the Leafedmug. A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
Get the Leafmug. Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.
Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon April 13, 2022
Get the Leaf Baggingmug. When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
Get the Shit the leafmug. by Naginrej_enirehtak_amme October 13, 2020
Get the big leaf energymug.