lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024

Ginkgo leaf

An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.

“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Leaf

Agency? No, tech company. Leaf provides end-to-end performance marketing services for ambitious eCommerce businesses. The team gives traditional digital marketing partners a run for their money. Hates snake oil. Likes code, data, and sloths.

The Leaf team helped us profitably scale our DTC brand!

by beLeafer November 25, 2021

Leaf Luck

Someone who shouldn't have a problem doing anything that for some ungodly reason can't get it done.

The Toronto Maple Leafs score with 30 seconds left against Carolina on Nov 19th 2009, 29 seconds later Carolina scores, Leafs go on to lose the game, only explination "Leaf Luck."

by MotionBlur November 20, 2009

sticky leaf

n.) A non formal greeting used with close friends.

Jack: What up sticky leaf!

Luke: Long time no see bro!

by coolmandan November 27, 2024

leaf sanctuary

A leaf sanctuary is where different kinds of leaves are held and can be used for identification. The president of any given leaf sanctuary is called a Berta. Bertas show you where to find leaves and they also advocate for preserving rare leaves.

The Berta at the Madison, WI leaf sanctuary showed me where to find oak leaves.

by S-64 August 11, 2020

Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020